Last Thursday I endured a rather difficult journey from Denver to West Palm Beach FL. I had a flight from Denver to Dallas at 9am. It was supposed to have a 50 minute layover and then head to FLA for a 4:30pm or so arrival EST.
Board the plane on time in Denver. At 8:50am the captain comes on and asks us to "cross our fingers" so they can get the engines to start as a valve is not functioning properly. About 5 minutes later they do fire up, and the captain thanks us for our efforts. Very comforting to know that works so well ;-)
Pretty normal flight to Dallas and we hit the point where we start to descend. A few minutes in our good buddy comes on again and informs us that DFW has closed due to high winds. We are to circle until we receive an alternate airport, likely San Antonio. Then we are told we are heading to Austin. As we continue south, DFW reopens and we turn back to land. Very choppy descent that seemed to take a long time. Well over halfway down the engines roar to life and we start climbing. Captain says it is not going to work. Land in Austin, sit on the tarmac for 45 minutes. Get to a gate, can't deplane unless Austin was a final destination (and for a lucky few it was). Fuel truck comes to fill us up and can't get the fuel door open as an electronic lock has failed. Finally fill up and after a 3 hour total wait in Austin we make a 40 minute flight back to Dallas.
Needless to say everyone has missed their connections. I had to make 3 calls to different advisors at the airline to finally squeeze my way on to the lone flight by any airline going out to PBI that night.
So what should have been a simple day turned into 19 hours of time door to door.
Of course it got me thinking, and as many PuristS are frequent travelers, what have your nightmare flights been like? I'm sure the stories get much worse than this. At the end of the day at least I arrived safe and sound 
PS - the way home was better, but my connection from Dallas to Denver left 1 hour late due to a faulty fuel throttle that needed to be replaced...
This message has been edited by MichaelC on 2012-03-14 08:35:40