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"Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough."
Ernest Hemingway

"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough."
Mark Twain

"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
Winston Churchill

"I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink."
Richard Burton

"I never trust a man that doesn't drink".
John Wayne

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Frank Sinatra

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Dean Martin

"I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking in my car driving ninety." 
Richard Pryor

"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
Rodney Dangerfield

"Why does man kill ? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage."
Woody Allen

"My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
Henny Youngman

"There was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it."
W.C.Fields


"I drink so the others become interesting."
George Jean Nathan

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”                                                                                                                  George Burns

"I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes."
(On a blood transfusion for his liver transplant)
George Best

"Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life."
George Bernard Shaw