you would feel compelled to change it! Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect. He lives vicariously through himself! His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's body!
He is left-handed and right-handed! The police often question him just because they find him interesting!His blood smells like cognac! On every continent in the world , there is a sandwich named after him!
And finally, I have strong sources in Paris that the women report the "his Hands feel like rich brown suede!!!!!!!!
Joyeux anniversaries mon Cher ami