Blonde's Year in Review
January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ... Helllloooo!!! ... Bottles won't fit into printer!!!
March: Got really excited ... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said "2-4 years!"
April: Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out
May: Tried to make Kool-Aid ... wrong instructions ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets
June: Tried to go water skiing ... couldn't find a lake with a slope
July: Lost breast stroke swimming competition ... learned later the other swimmers cheated ... they used their arms
August: Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft-top was open
September: The capital of California is "C" ... isn't it?
October: Hate M&M's ... they are so hard to peel
November: baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108
December: Couldn't call 911 ... "duh" ... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!
Jeeez ... What a year
