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Horological Meandering

A snippet . . .

 

. . . from grade school:

Teacher to class: Is there a Fourth of July in France?

Young Dr No: Umm, the French celebrate Bastille Day, don't they?

Teacher: Well, what day do you suppose is on their calendar between July third and fifth?

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A valuable lesson in listening that left its mark on young Dr No.

Years later, an especially dim co-worker was irritating our boss to no end. 

The pithy jewel from grade school suddenly came to mind.

"Hey, Maria - is there a Fourth of July in France?", smirked I.

Sensing a trick question, she slowly drawled, "Umm . . . yes, there is."

I was astonished.  Boss was, too.

"Good going, Maria!", our boss exclaimed.  "How did you know the right answer?"

Pause.

"Ummm . . . doesn't the whole world celebrate the Fourth of July?"

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