Cpt Scarlet
[Moderator - Cartier - WristScan]
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Genius marketing strategy...
How about a strap line for the marketing campaign ?
“Here today ... gone tomorrow”
Announcing AcmeAccessories DateDelete Cover Plate
There’s a disease sweeping the watch collecting world — an invasion of unnecessary and unwanted date windows. I’m happy to announce that my company “Acme Accessories” will soon release its first models of the DateDelete™ Molded in life-like plastic, recyc...
Available at shopping mall kiosks near you
as well as your favorite online watch Collector's Mart. For WPS "members" only, show your friends and get one free for each paid order from one of your friends! NOTE: Crystal removal/installation NOT included in this introductory offer. And jeweled covers...
That’s a clever marketing strategy...
Combining other artisan products, key cutting and shoe repairs ;-))
Genius marketing strategy...
How about a strap line for the marketing campaign ? “Here today ... gone tomorrow”
Territories Are Open for Franchisees, Inquire Within
You can depend on our proven sales support and advertizing to make a killing in your local territory Money Back Guarantee if you can find me We Cheat the Other Guy, and Pass the Savings on to You!
That should do the trick...
Could we get Victor Kiam to appear and say a few words at the launch party 🤔
That's a good idea, because my old mentor(s) are no longer with us
Lord Thomson of Fleet known for "like having a permit to print money" and Cal Worthington "If you're looking for a better set of these, I will stand upon my head to beat all deals. "
Yes, I remember those legendary lifetimes
I watched Cal on late-night TV, and I worked (far below in the ranks) for Ken Thomson back in the 80s'
Marvellous idear dear Mike! Have you thought about marketing in South America? Please send Franchise terms here!! I expect to sell by the thousands...
... specially the diamond variant will do better here I feel. Cheers! Abel
You are the first to apply, the territory is yours
I have simplified the contract: I want to sell FitzAll Dte Covers. Initials here: I want him to sell our stuff. Initials here: Franchise fee 10% of all gross sales. Initials here: End
OMG!! Can´t read so much print tonight and I´m hurried to start my ACME Argentina shop right now. Just tell me where I need to sign Mike! And yes...
... an upside down version will do better considering my location in the southern hemisphere. You may ship me a few thousands of each version and assorted colors at your earliest convenience. Cheers! Abel
OH THANK GOD!
Prior to this genius and truly vital invention, I had to rely on the sun blocking out the unsightliness that plagues many of my watches, or electing to view my watched from highly acute angles. Thank you Mike for answering my prayers!🙏 ...