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Patek Philippe

I have the answer! (a modest proposal, with apologies to Swift)

 

This is indeed a tough conundrum.  I think I have the answer, though:


Don't wind them all.  It's a lot of work!  There is a simple way to handle this.  Send me the J and R models.  I will devote the huge resources to maintaining their state of wind and the correct dates, and will offer an on-demand video link to the watches so you can ensure your babies stay wound.  And because I am a very generous soul, I will do this at no cost to you - it will be my charitable mission, making the world a better place through Patek-winding.

Then all you have to do is keep the P wound and wear it.  Of course, you want to get fit first - well, I have a solution for getting you fit too:  Send me the P model as well.  I will wear it full-time and email you pictures of the P as it goes round its--that is, my life, daily, until you reach the pre-agreed fitness point at which I will return the P to you.  (It probably won't take long because you'll lose weight just from pining over its loss.  I certainly would...)  Again, I offer this out of the goodness of my own heart - why, I'll even pay for the courier.

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Seriously, that P is just beautiful.  If I set myself the goal of losing weight before wearing that thing, I would be on the treadmill 24/7!  Maybe that's a good idea - watch deprivation as a way of achieving one's goals?

E.

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