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Happy Friday to all! For this week's TimeOut forum "OPEN MIKE NIGHT" I'd like to share this joke I was emailed: A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He... 

A Mexican and a Canadian Woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican Woodpecker claimed that Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian Woodpecker accepted the challenge and promptly pecked ... 

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. . . guiltily, Art

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We appear to have a certain theme running through these posts ... so here's something to add to that. The Three Stages of a Man's Life: SINGLE MARRIED DIVORCED...  

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what happens after the second and third divorce....?

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Fortunately for me, Stage Two is a complete opposite of what my marriage is. LOL Thanks for the laugh! Aloha, Bob

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I heard this from my brother couple weeks ago: Q: What name did Tiger Woods change his name to? A: Cheetah Woods - AT

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Sick but funny as hell.

Wife: What are you doing? Husband: Nothing. Wife: Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour! Husband: I was looking for an expiry date ******************************************************************************* Husband: Would...