Dr No
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What's the difference between . . .
. . . a geophysicist, a geochemist, and a geologist?
If you ask a geophysicist what 2 + 2 equals, he will say "4".
If you ask a geochemist, he will say "somewhere between 3 and 5".
A geologist will say, "what do you want it to be?"
;-) . . . cordially, Art
PuristSPro TimeOut forum "OPEN MIKE NIGHT"!!!!
It's Friday and on the PuristSPro TimeOut forum it's " OPEN MIKE NIGHT "!!!! So let's hear your jokes and funny pics! Hehehe, here's mine: Q. Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes ? A. The police thought it was a cerea...
A quick joke to start the weekend
Q: Why is a math book always so sad? A: Because it always has problems.
Remind me now, Ed - what is it you do for a living? Oh, yes . . .
. . . analyzing financial data :-0! The perfect joke for a guy who's poring over balance sheets in a recession . . .
LOL DrNO...a few more...
Hi DrNO Three statisticians go duck hunting. When they see the a duck fly by, the first one shoots, missing it to the left. The second one shoots and misses to the right. The third one shouts "We hit it". --------- A logician at a grocery store. "Paper or...
What's the difference between . . .
. . . a geophysicist, a geochemist, and a geologist? If you ask a geophysicist what 2 + 2 equals, he will say "4". If you ask a geochemist, he will say "somewhere between 3 and 5". A geologist will say, "what do you want it to be?" ;-) . . . cordially, Ar...
There's a version of the same joke . . .
. . . revolving around a CPA, an accountant, and a bookkeeper. I think Bernie Madoff is the author ;-) . . .
The second joke...
Very funny stuff ED209! That second job can only be appreciated by math and engineering majors! -MW
Equation: Man & Woman
Equation 1 Human=eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey=eat + sleep Therefore, Human=Donkey + work + enjoy Therefore, Human - enjoy=Donkey + work In other words, Humans that don't know enjoy=Donkey that works Equation 2 Men=eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys=eat...
A little more math
With a southern drawl please. Pie are square. No! Pie are round. Cornbread are square!