Way to many for me, however this was my worst:
"On he Way to Going Broke" my wife and I walked into a Patek AD with her purse full of Dead Presidents. I always wanted a Patek and she was ok with that as long as we could own similar watcghes. Needless to say that Patek just happened to have the latest and greatest in "Ladies and Gents" fine timepieces. Maybe the new Nautilus 3800/001J for me and a 4700/1JA for her? However, for about the same dollars I would recommend this Nautilus 3711/1 or for a few dollars more this very unique 3712/1.
I fell in love the later, but Gretchen insisted on match watches. Needless to say we had a proper burial for a few packs of Dead Presidents and walk out wearing matching Pateks ;-(
Fortunately: Life goes on ;-)