PuristSPro.com TimeOut Forum OPEN MIKE NIGHT: CDC Allert
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Thanks a lot for the Alert... I Was on to W.O.R.K! :)
This message has been edited by amanico on 2010-08-27 10:39:05
Gotta take this CDC alert seriously
Gotta toss out the iPhone/Crackberry someday...
Regards,
ED-209
Yes definitely
If work overload doesn’t kill you, the lack of rest, relaxation and sleep due to bells, rings and reminders from your gadgets will.
Enjoy your weekend,
Helen
There is no cure for my WORK infection
Taking WINE and BEER doesn't get rid of WORK ... just delays it 
- AT
Ahhh…
A true workaholic! I wonder what kind of AAA meeting a workaholic needs to attend. What acronym would the three A’s stand for?
Helen
For me, AAA = Anthony Always At-work :)
whether not I want to be AAA is a totally different story!!
- AT
It well might :P
Ping and the kids are in NY visiting the grandparents while I'm stuck over here working. So I'm here all by myself for 2.5 weeks. Tonight is a Friday night tonight too. I went to a local wine bar and had 4 glasses by myself Oh my god the port was delicious!
I definitely am on my way to AA I still have an open bottle of wine I haven't finished from Wed night too ...
Cheers,
Anthony
Only myself! I drink a lot and can handle my liquor :)
It' was good to have Korean apartment mates while in college. Actually, my brother and I would out drink them. Taiwanese are heavy drinkers!
Cheers,
Anthony
Anthony
OK I'm ready
Tell me - what is the quickest rout from New Orleans to where you are. Before you tell me, here's a sobriety question.
How many states are there between Louisiana and California? If you can answer that quickly, then I won't come take your keys.
Oops... wrong answer
