I am presently consulting with my associates on various schemes to obtain this watch that won't involve anything illegal. Currently, the leading ideas are:
A. Sell your soul -- the devil "always gets his due" anyway, right?
B. Something to do with putting together a daring, highly trained, special missions force to defend human freedom against COBRA, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world. Oh wait,
"What? Item B is for the GI Joe presentation tomorrow?!" Whoops! Er, strike this one!

B(i). Marry an outrageously wealthy watch collector who looks strikingly similar to Hugh Jackman, because as every woman knows -- your money is your money, and HIS money is your money too. *evil chuckle*
C. Sock away $100/month for the next quarter century...yeah, I know, I'm not crazy about this option either!

Cheers,
Daos