Horological Meandering

I'm going to throw in my vote for this abomination: the Romain Jerome Pokemon Tourbillon I usually don't like to hate on watches, but this is one of the select few that I would actually wish out of existence is possible. I remember Tim Mosso once talking ...  

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Some other candidates I can think of: Richard Mille erotic tourbillon Moritz Grossmann Trump watch ...  

CNN would quite literally burst into flames!

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Example: Mayweather's iced-out casio ...  

And in this way I feel sorry for all these multi-billionaires. Whether it’s blinging out a Casio or dropping 31 million on a Patek, it strikes me as an attempt to find the next “high”, but I imagine the feeling of euphoria is a fleeting one. NickO

... the ones I hate are the Titanic series, too much profiting off the dead for my taste. A brand I usually really hate is Jacob and Co. I'll single out this one (from the web obviously), not just for the absurd conspicuous consumption but also for the ge...  

I didn't actually think that anyone was going to be able to top the RJ when I made this post. But if you put a gun to my head, didn't allow me to choose having my brains blown out as an option, and forced me to wear one of these watches, I might actually ... 

That I’m almost beginning to like it. ....almost!!

....I described the WG Pepsi GMT that came out a few years back as ‘an abomination’. Maybe ‘worst watch of all time’ is hyperbolic, but I remember finding it really disappointing. It struck me as very cynical.

Undisputed champion of awfulness 👍🏻😜

Like the adventure tourbillon: ...  

that is indeed a train-wreck

Surely Jacob & Co has numerous contenders! But I've also run across a few Zenith Defy pieces that made me gag. I have a boxing enthusiast cousin who keeps yapping about Mayweather's amazing collection. I keep trying to help him "get it" with horology.... 

Best of luck with your cousin

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Some very subtle pieces there!

To be frank, I'm not fan of this type of topic. The "worst" watch could be the watch somebody likes. It is just a matter of taste. Or we can talk about engineering failures, design mistakes (for example a non legible scale) or some other objective downsid... 

... And you are 100% correct. But the lighting bolt bridge for the tourbillon is kinda' cool.

But I think we can all agree that the "iced-out-to-the-max" Jacob & Co. Snickers watch that donizetti posted wins this thread