ED209
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A blonde was speeding down the freeway...
A highway patrol officer pulled up alongside a
speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the
driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the
wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled
to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs.
"No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding
and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in
a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just
yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to
show it to you.
Regards,
ED-209
PuristSPro TimeOut forum Friday "OPEN MIKE NIGHT"!
Hello all, It's Friday so let's start the weekend with something funny. A friend sent this to me yesterday and she thought it was hilarious: Ladies, Read Only The First Part – Men, The Rest A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the wo...
LOL...
Thanks DRMW. I enjoy reading this along with my chocolate muffin this morning...
It proves...
It proves that what can be designed, tested, and produced in the United States (or Britain or Europe, I imagine) versus "offshore" manufacturing, will always be better and exceed the maximum requirements.
If...
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CON-gress.
LOL! clever!
reminds me of this one (I recently used it to end a post on HoMe; sorry to repeat) If a man say's something in the forest, and there are no women around to hear it, Is he still wrong? TM
A blonde was speeding down the freeway...
A highway patrol officer pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the dr...
In keeping with the blonde joke theme
A blond texts her friend and says, "What does IDK mean?" Her friend says, "I don't know." The blond says "Wow, nobody does!"
Let’s even the blond score a bit …
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm goin...
Blonde's Year in Review
January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ... Helllloooo!!! ... Bottles won't fit into printer!!! March: Got really excited ... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box s...