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Looks like a European list. 'round these 'ere parts in America....
....it's about if she farts when you're both together.
Does she know how to cook bacon?
She doesn't mind that you smoke cigars in the house.
A night out with the boys might involve burlesque... or cigars, or both.
She takes an hour to get ready...
...but to be fair that's 15 minutes faster than her European counterpart.
She is all shy smiles and blushes.
She knows how to use a horse crop.
While true, ignore that last one.
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MEN ARE HAPPIER What do you expect from such simple creatures?, said Mrs. Cazalea when she asked me said to post this. Your last name stays put The garage is all yours Wedding plans take care of themselves Chocolate is just another snack You can wear a wh...
Looks like a European list. 'round these 'ere parts in America....
....it's about if she farts when you're both together. Does she know how to cook bacon? She doesn't mind that you smoke cigars in the house. A night out with the boys might involve burlesque... or cigars, or both. She takes an hour to get ready... ...but ...
My favorite here has to be....
'Wrinkles add character', although to be perfectly honest, the few women that I've found profoundly attractive in life have been equally attractive to me completely irrespective of their age - they remain timelessly beautiful . Cheers, Filip
Great stuff
and as Bill Burr says -a remote and a football game and we are happy creatures! “ hey that’s not holding”
