TimeOut

Hello all! Since we've had some great jokes posted recently and everyone here seems to have a good sense of humor, we're going to start a new weekly tradition to kick off the weekend! The PuristSPro TimeOut forum on every Friday will be known as "OPEN MIK... 

This story is originally written by Roald Dahl, but I've made a synopsis for our Open Mike Night event... A particular married woman has a tremendous fear of running late. She is always extremely prompt and has an intense phobia of being late. Because of ... 

How The Stimulus Package Works It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, the Royal, lays a $100 note... 

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. . . my favorite ditty from the men's room wall at UCLA, circa 1981: The Decline of Western Philosophy 18th century: Kant - "To be is to do." 19th century: Marx - "To do is to be." 20th century: Sinatra - "Do be do be do." Cordially, Art

The 'Aristocrats' not to be confused with the 'Aristo-CATS' animated movie was hilarious! It's something everyone needs to see (over age 17 of course). Hmmm, so Mitch knows a good Aristocrats tale..... -MW

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. . . perhaps it would be best if Mitch didn't share it with us! Expurgated, Art

Some of the comedians that you would think would be really funny were not where other comedians were unexpectedly hilarious. IMO, a must see comedy! -MW

A great source of wit and education, the men's room wall. This [name changed to protect the innocent] was to be found on the ceiling of a cubicle at the local university med school, circa summer of '77: [Written in elegant copperplate] - "Agnes is man's b... 

. . . Agnes wrote the rejoinder? . . . ;-) . . .

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she push... 

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A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He ... 

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A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Cowra - Australia. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him... 

That was funny!!! Reminds me of a South Park with Eric Cartman's 'rochambeau' episode. Funny stuff! -MW

A New Yorker, a Cuban and a Texan are in a restaurant. The waitress comes up and says "Excuse me, but due to the shortage, there's no meat today." The Cuban replies "Ay, caramba, que es this thing called 'meat'?" The Texan says "Darlin', whut's a shortage... 

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