First, congratulations. This is gorgeous.
Second, darn you and your left-wrist-watch-wearing types to tarnation! This discrimination against us left-handed right-wristers cannot stand!
The People’s Front for the Liberation of Right Wristers demands immediate amends from the hegemonic Vacheron Constantin colonialists and the contribution of a platinum piece unique oriented in the opposite direction as a supplication for our (my) forgiveness.
Best
E. (Founder, High Priest, and Chief Cook and Bottlewasher of the PFLRW)