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Can’t wait

 

I am sure it’ll be great for watch-lovers.

All that internal competition to spend the most on advertising! The savings achieved by standardising on just one basic movement across all brands! And the fun squeezing Swatch Group till we can buy it and at last have one Swiss watchmaker to rule the world! (Aside from Rolex, of course.)

Will be first in line for the new Bvlviitthubzentifflangvachjaegetiwcartipiagerai as soon as it launches. Only available at your unfriendly local Megawatchco dealer, or online via NFT lottery. Price: your soul.

Best

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