The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.' The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waitin...
- There is a way of transferring funds faster than electronic banking...it's called 'Marriage' - I've had bad luck with my wives...the first one left me, the second didn't. - The most effective way of remembering your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up..” He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, “Pick me up..” He looked in...
Art, My response to that tale? Eyuccck! (Sorry I don't go that way.) lol Guess it was pretty funny though since the ending wasn't expected. Cheers, Helen