CR[Moderator]
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Years ago, shortly after the quartz Elegante came out (and many early owners reported that it didn't reset properly when picked up) ...
... I considered making an April Fool's Day post here saying that FPJ had just announced a limited edition series of boutique-only pacemakers.
I refrained, though I remain grateful that this incredibly talented watchmaker -- a true genius -- opted to not pursue a career as a medical device manufacturer.