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Our saviours who art in Geneva,

Skilful are thy hands.

When thy stocks come,

Thy ADs summon us,

From Australia

To Zambia.

Give us this year our SIHH/Basel goodies,

Forbear the price increases,

As we forbear those complaints of imperfections

We find on our precious-s-s-s.

Do not bring us to the patience test,

But deliver our pre-ordered watches

Before the next price increase(s).

Amen.